Standing in front of the mini-toilet, completly naked, Billy shouts into the bowl,
"Bye-bye poop and pee!"
Then dances a little jig singing, "I'm all da way nay-ted!" To which I point out his clothes resting in a pile on the floor.
About three minutes later when I came back into the bathroom, I realized he had spent the entire time manuvering both of his legs into one of the legs of his sweatpants, rendering him a very cute-but totally imoblie- mermaid.
"Ahh-heeh-heeh!" Was all he had to say to me.