suzy walks past me and very plainly states, "i like big butts an-a-can-a-lie. [pause] i have that song at my house. it's the big butts an-a-can-a-lie song."
"what? what did you say?" suzette asks.
"big butts AN-A-CAN-A-LIE song." suzy says.
"what? say it louder!" suzette says with urgency as if she really doesn't understand what suzy's saying.
"IT'S-A-BIG-BUTTS-AN-A-CAN-LIE SONG AT MY HOUSE AND I DANCE TO IT!"
"oh." suzette responds.
now i can only assume she heard that song on the movie shrek, but you just never know if her parents have the sir mix-a-lot album. i don't know which is worse.