i walked in to class today to find out that i had already arrived. my co-teacher said, "leslie bachman's already here." one girl really likes to pretend my name is hers and i knew just where to find her.
i met up with suzy in the bathroom as she was getting her sunscreen on.
"hello, i'm suzy suzington!" i said (except that i used her actual name).
"oh, hi. i'm leslie bachman." she said with a giggle.
"well, i guess i can go home now. see you later!" to which she got a horrified look on her face and begged me not to go home.
yeah, they are pretty big flip-flops to fill.