suzy comes in with striped socks.
"i have striped socks too!" i say and lift up my pant leg a bit. "oh, wait. are those socks or tights?" i ask.
she thinks for a moment like she's unsure of how to answer.
"i mean, mine are socks because they stop at my knees." i explain.
a look of understanding comes across her face. "mine are TIGHTS! because they go all the way up to my bottom."